The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the

strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000 bet. The bartender

would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand

the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice

out would win the money. Many people like weightlifters, wrestlers,

body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.




One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a

safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the

bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed

a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the

rind to the little man.




But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man

clenched his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell

into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the

Rs 10,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a

living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

"No," replied the man. "I work as a project manager in a software company ! !