PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 rupees
to Suthi?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass
by value or pass by reference..


Ramu: I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is
an assembly language programmer...
Somu: How do you say that?
Ramu: He asked my physical address instead of my home address!


Ramu: Hey.. I think that Software engineer is very very naive..
Somu: How do you say that?
Ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabian Sea.


Ramu: Hey.... whats time now?
Somu: System time or local time...??


Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star
Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new
Star channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.


Geeta : I think that Software engineer is very naive..
Seeta : How do you say that?
Geeta : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!


Software engineer in Heaven:
Ramu : Hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell today...it says mail "demon"
not running...
Somu : Your case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and
bounces back.