Suggestions for new company name?

[¤The¤Spe©ialist]

Just one fix - "For your computer that is..."
"We'll wipe your anus so you don't have to."

[gore]

Motto:

Hand holding is for your GF, RTFM.

Another name:

"Reboot your problems"

"A reboot doesn't actually fix anything"

"Reboot systems"

"Putersys"

"Compsys"

Compex

Netlink

Uplink

Downlink

NetWorks

NetFix

NanoNet

Petabytes

Petanet

Petabyte

[gore]

Ohhh!

FiberNet

"We fix "regularly""

Fibernet, we make your network healthy.

[Aspman]

I thought about this once and I came to the conclusiont that putting two simple words together was the best way to make a company name. That way it should be easy to remember and hopefully any potential customers will be able to spell it. If it sticks in their minds even better.

Fecked-puter solutions

WetBeaver Networks

FrozenMonkey

BlueRabbit

GlassRoap

CopperBrain

[KorpDeath]

Computer KungFu

TechnoThingy

CompuThingy

I know how it works Inc.

Maintech Inc.

TechnoHelp

CompAssist

I'm done. (that's a statement)

[thwhomp]

Ola:

I was trying to figure out a hook for you to use that would help keep your company's name and presence in their mind. I was first thinking of "geek" names - because "The Geek Squad" sticks in people's mind. I was checking and found how many companies are using geek as part of their name:

http://www.geeksoncall.com
http://www.geeksontime.com
http://www.geekstogo.com
http://www.geekazoid.com

Then I was thinking "What about 'Geekzilla' - The Geeks to End all Monstrous Computer and Network Problems!" But I found at least one guy that calls himself that:

http://www.geekzilla.net

So back to thinking... anything of interest from you that we can tie into the company name? Also it may be good to have the title of the company name form a 'good' acronym that sticks in people's heads.

...

Also another Simpsons reference - from the same episode that CXGJarrod mentioned:

Homer: "This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, InterSlice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!"

[phishphreek]

You'd think that specialist would call his company... "analtech"....

Geek names are good.

Rent-a-Geek
Hire-a-Geek

Damn... those are already taken.

You can use the same company name if it isn't copyrighted in your country, right?
I've seen a couple places that have the same names, but they can't do anything about it.

One company that I always remember is the "Hire-a-Hoe" company. They rented gardening machines/equipment. I even stole their sign once when I was very intoxicated.... I ended up posting it up in one of my ex girlfriends yards....

[¤The¤Spe©ialist]

HomoerroTech

KMFDM's
Maintenance
For
Da'
Morons

[foxyloxley]

There's a compnay in UK ABBI.

It got it's name after a brainstorming session, where the wife of one of the partners finally snapped and said : " I don't care WHAT you call it, just NO initials ........ A nything B ut B loody I nitials"

sometimes inspiration can come from anywhere

Luck to you.

[thwhomp]

Ola:

Ok, this site may not help with naming your computer company, but you can get "pimpified"!

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

There are nearly endless combinations. Actually, I think if you try it enough - a real idea may come through. Heh.

Here are a few examples with Computer and Network:

Sheik Computer Glide
Dopetastic Network Trump
Crazy Eyes Computer Smooth
Funk Master Computer Gates
Mack Master Computer Flex

Here are a few more examples from my own handle:

Trick Magnet T. Flava
Sweet Chocolate Whomp Love
Master Fly T. Flow

Bueno.