- New Mexico:
1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
LOL! Am glad I shave... Didn't realise they disliked beavers that much there...
Or wait... Am I thinking about shaving something completely different here???
48. Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Oh, well... A couple of very heavy boots should be enough then.

One thing I do notice about all these laws. The USA seems to be extremely pre-occupied with the sexlives of all civilians. Apparantly those lawmakers couldn't think about anything other than sex. And of course how to spoil the fun of other people in their sexlives. And then people say the USA is a free country, yet in Iowa you can only have sex in one position.

Who is going to check this anyway?... The Pervert Police?