Sex should come with a Surgeon General's Warning on the label: Engaging in Sex has been known to make some women fat.

I used to be able to see those things at the end of my legs on the floor, but sex made me fat.

MsMittens, it's not actually a viable thread unless it involves sex and Nazis. And if you remember, I made a prediction about 2 pages ago that in 2 or 3 pages we'd be talking about puppet sex. We haven't got to the puppets yet but....