Hey Ted!
loved your manifesto although about half way threw it did fly off the table by itself.

greetings nihil!
im afraid your out teded here.
Buissness data can be highly sensitive. if your compitition were to find out your future plans and projects being worked on, it could put thousands of people out of work.

thermite would be the way to go though. C4 could throw large enough fragments to retrive data from. thermite would just leave a whole burned in the floor where the boxen used to be....by the way how have you been?