Old Lady in Sex Shop

Todays email threw up a smile!
:)

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support. She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou sssell dddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes, we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models."

The old lady then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one,
tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes, we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn tthe fffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
:p

LMAO...Thats a good one. It woke me up and gave me a chuckle this morning.
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hahaa i dont know if i should laugh or feel disgusted with the old lady... hahaha

Killer one, but I've herd it before.

"turn the ****ing thing off" was a good choice of words :D

hahahah great man ..i am feeling pity ...on that person who was standing at the counter..
hahaha...good one....keep it up..