The Evil Smileys Strike Back!

Greetz all.
I was in the IRC chat earlier showing off my "1337" smiley skills to KublaiKhan and evil_enchilada, and evil threatened to kill me, so I decided to stop in here. Here's a collection of some of my favorite smileys.

Enjoy!

[|>:-|] <<<--- Frankenstein (compliments of KublaiKhan[BOFH])
8:-) <<<--- user is a little girl
:-)-8 <<<--- user is a big girl
{:-) <<<--- wearing a toupee
}:-( <<<--- toupee in an updraft
:-[ <<<--- vampire
:-E <<<--- bucktoothed vampire
:-F <<<--- bucktoothed vampire missing a tooth
:^) <<<--- has a broken nose
:v) <<<--- nose broken other way
:_) <<<--- nose sliding off face
:=) <<<--- two noses?
+-:-) <<<--- user is the Pope
':-) <<<--- "accidently" shaved off an eyebrow this morning...
<|-) <<<--- user is Chinese
<|-( <<<--- user is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
C=:-) <<<--- user is a chef
@= <<<--- user is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) <<<--- user wearing Santa Claus hat
d8= <<<--- pet beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat
K:P <<<--- user is a little kid with a propeller beanie (I've always wanted one of those hats...)
@:-) <<<--- Osama Bin Laden
:-: <<<--- mutant smile
X-( <<<--- user just died *sob*
C=}>;*{)) <<<--- Mega-Smiley, a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft.....
:] <<<--- Gleep... a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
<<<--- invisible man
:-q <<<--- smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
}:^#}) <<<--- another Mega-Smiley, updrafted, bushy-mustached, pointy nosed smiley with a double chin....

And where might a smiley be from?

~~:-( <<<--- net.flame
O|-) <<<--- net.religion
8:-I <<<--- net.unix-wizards
X-( <<<--- net.suicide
E-:-I <<<--- net.ham-radio
>:-I <<<--- net.startrek
3:o[ <<<--- net.pets

Well, that's the end of my fun little list. If you have more to add, feel free to reply!

God bless,
--PhirePhreak

You obviously have way too much time on your hands if you can amass such a collection of smilies! :D

This has nothing to do with anything.....but damn it if ain't funny. Thanks man!

My personal favorite....Pet beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat!
lol :D

good job. You get a cookie! :)

here are some more assmilies. courtesy of ARIES ascii art.
source: http://black.box.sk/articles/4/aries.txt


(_!_) - a regular ass

(__!__) - a fat ass

(!) - a tight ass

(_^^_) - a bubble ass

(_*_) - a sore ass

{_!_} - a swishy ass

(_o_) - an ass that's been around

(_x_) - kiss my ass

(_X_) - leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) - a tired ass

(_o^^o_) - a wise ass

(_E=3Dmc2_) - a smart ass

(_$_) - Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) - Dumb Ass

PhirePhreak damn it. I hope you know I drank my first shot and beer chaser for the past two weeks tonight. Then you came along and made me spit it out with a great spew all over my desk, keyboard and monitor.......

I'll get you, vengance is mine.................................. <grin> LOL

I am still figgin having a laugh on this one. Nice post nyou Phreak.....Keep it up, you lightened up my night..... Bwwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa.

Glad to see I was able to brighten someone's day. If I can change someone's life, just one person, then my work would have been successful. But, if I can get someone else to change someone's life, then I will be successful AND lazy :)

God bless,
--PhirePhreak

Here's a list of "smilies" that showed up in my email...they compliment your "ass" smilies quite nicely!!!



Just a little giggle for everyone out there......


There is a serious message at the end, you get to laugh on the way to
it.
Finally, something other than smiley faces....

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )

Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

A cups
o o

D cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Breasts
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
\ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts
($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman,
"Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She replied,"Yes, could
you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it was done,and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her
hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?" And God created man.

:::: ) <--------------- happy spider

hehehe

A very devout man was walking along the beach one day, when he said to God,
"God? I've been a very devout believer for my whole life. Will you grant me one wish?"
And God said to him,
"Yes, this is true, you have been one of my greatest believers. What would you like?"
The man thinks about this and replies,
"Well, God, I've always wanted to visit Cuba, but I'm horribly afraid of flying. So, what I would like, is for You to build me a bridge to Cuba, so I can go on vacation there."
God replies:
"That's a fairly selfish wish. Try to think of something that will glorify both you and me, like the wish for wisdom."
The man thinks even longer this time, and finally replies:
"Well, God, it's like this. I've been married for over fifty years, and I still don't understand women. I want to understand what they want. I want to understand what they think, and why they think it. I want to understand everything there is to know about women."
There is dead silence for the next hour, during which the man waits politely for God's reply. Finally, he hears:
"So, do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

SSJVegeta-Sei