some funny things.. to make u feel good....read it!!!
hello friends.. here are some funny things.. to make u feel good..
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry,
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams."
So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never killed anybody."
But why take the risk?
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"Work fascinates me."
I can look at it for hours!
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company, three's the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
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hope u enjoyed..
thanks for reading...
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