Homework Assignment

A youth was asked to do a simple homework assignment.

Befuddled by the whole school thing, he was given a set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:

1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin' poker on the stoop the other day, and man, I was HONOROLL.

2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.

3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little.

4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.

5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.

6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."

7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.

8. AFRO - I got so mad at my *****, AFRO a lamp at her.

9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.

10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.

12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.

14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!"

15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"

16. FASCINATE - My girly's boobies are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.

17. BEWARE - I axed the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"

18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome... and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.

19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."

20. DECIDE - I like Vonda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of womens on DECIDE.

LoL... always a winner.

I got a few more tho:


FORTIFY: I axed da ho how much and she said "FORTIFY"

PENIS: The doctor handed me a cup and said "PENIS".


Got a bit more.. those are just the ones I remember.

--PhirePhreak

Hey, them are Nice. I got a book from Books-a-million. And its called the "Fat white guys black book to Ebonics" and its basicaly a dictionary of all them and alot more. If pretty funny. The author is "I.B. White"...lol.

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