The Programmer and the Frog
Greetz all.
Here's a little joke I ran across to help me make it through the day. I hope you enjoy:
A computer programmer came across a frog in a road. The frog could speak and said, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and I'll allow myself to be seen with you." The programmer shrugged his shoulders and put the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the programmer heard the frog again, so he took it out of his pocket. The frog said, "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess, and I'll have sex with you." The programmer nodded and put the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, he heard a noise again and the frog said, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiled and walked on.
Finally, the frog said, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," the programmer replied. "I don't have time for sex. But a talking frog, now THAT's cool."
I ran across this in a book that I picked up from the library today... PC Roadkill. Quite an interesting book. I highly recommend it. Well, I hope you enjoyed my little funny for the day.
God bless,
--PhirePhreak
