NT Admin wants UN*X Access

Today at work the lead NT guy comes up to me, asking for a UN*X login to the internal DNS server "so he can look at the DNS tables." AAAIIIYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I'm only thinking, "Oh no... what's the real issue here?" Equally mysterious is that he has an NT server that's allowed to secondary from the primary DNS server. Luckily, I've so-far managed to turn him back to his pretty GUI and his own server... at least this way I'm not having to teach yet another NT guy how to use a real command shell. *wipes sweat from brow*

You should have given him a login but made his shell a /dev/null and changed the motd to say
no blue screens here :)