joke

There were two drunks arguing on a street corner.
They had gotten so drunk that they didn't know
if it was day or night.
A hippie came walking along.
One drunk said to the other, "let's ask this guy
to settle our argument"
They beckoned him to come over to them, and one of
them pointed upward and said, "please help
settle an argument I'm having with my colleague here.
Is that the sun, or is it the moon?"

The hippie looked up and answered earnestly.
"I don't know, man, I'm new in this town"
:cool:

There was a hippie who wanted to be a Rock and Roll musician
He worked hard practicing his guitar until he believed he
was ready.
He figured he'd have better luck getting started if he went
to England to record his first album, so he went to the
airport where he discovered, to his dismay,
he was five cents short of the plane fare.

He ran frantically around the terminal trying to panhandle,
and he approached a respectable looking businessman.
Out of breath, he said, "man, I need a nickel. I gotta go to England!"
The businessman gave him a dime and said, "Here, why don't you take
a friend?"
:cool:

har har! What's with the hippie jokes?

Here's a "newfie" joke.....

one newfie is looking for the end of a rope
another newfie walks in and sais:
"don't look for the end of the rope, I cut it off...." :duh:

I wasn't born in the 70's
I don't get the jokes.....what are hippies?
:)

Question:
How many Psyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb?



Answer:
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
:cool:

HIPPIES
:cool:

See now i got that joke.....:)

w0000t.... like way excelent jokes dude, u dig?
hehe... hippies smippies... funny stuff...
btw. do these rainbow colors make me look fat.... hehe... lol...lmao .... just ignore this :D
just had to write that... PEACE! :D

ummm i dont get it care to explian
RiOtEr

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Originally posted here by linuxcomando
I wasn't born in the 70's
I don't get the jokes.....what are hippies?
:)

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I'm starting to realy feel old now with this question.... Born in the 60's and raised in the 70's.....
Webster's Dictionary:
flower child n (1967) : a hippie who advocates love, beauty, and peace
1freak \'frek\ n [origin unknown] (1563)
1 a : a sudden and odd or seemingly pointless idea or turn of the mind
b : a seemingly capricious action or event
2 : one that is markedly unusual or abnormal: as a : a person or animal with a physical oddity who appears in a circus sideshow
b slang (1) : a sexual deviate (2) : a person who uses an illicit drug c : HIPPIE
hip·pie or hip·py \'hi-pe\ n, pl hippies [4hip + -ie] (1965) : a usu. young person who rejects the mores of established society (as by dressing unconventionally or favoring communal living and advocates a nonviolent ethic; broadly : a long-haired unconventionally dressed young person _ hip·pie·dom \-pe-dem\ n _ hip·pie·ness or hip·pi·ness \-pe-nes\ n

Here is a cool link for Hippies: http://www.albany.net/~lauralee/what.htm :hippy:

Speaking of hippies ...

... they sell the most Macs:

Wired: Free Love and Selling Macs

Cheers,

BrainStop

/me comforts P2P

And I thought I was old being born in the 70's :)