Inventions

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel.
One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag
a dead mastodon to the food & fire area. It was exhausting
work, the guys were getting tired just watching.

Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and
they had a great idea! They could sit on top of the boulders
and get a better view of their wives working.

This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately
led to television...and later to the remote control.
:D ;)

Id give you some green but i gave some for your other post. This is so true women have had to do all the hard work while guys watch.

I'm still waiting for someone to build a teleporter so I don't have to walk to the fridge.

well thanks again.. please send another kind of greenies instead.. CASH..

at the risk of alienating all females here .. (some jokes of this nature are the funniest)
i'd like to add one quote...

"it's good to be king" .... Mel Brooks (sorry, forgot the title of the movie,too lazy to search google)

Im female and it doesnt offend me I think its funny and I love Mel Brooks.