I came across this site and thought everyone would get a chuckle out of it....it contains different humerous quotes - proverbs and even a geek humour section ;)
Quote:
Well pardon me for breathing,
which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I bother to say it.
-Marvin, robot from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Quote:
And in a moving speech, [the judge] held life itself in contempt of court,
and ordered the bailiff to remove it from all those present before going off
to play a round of Brockian Ultra Cricket.
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Quote:
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
Quote:
Spoken by a software programmer: "I've finally figured out why this whole Year 2000 problem is causing so much trouble. Fixing it depends on programmers finding a date. This isn't exactly one of our classic strengths"
Quote:
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Quote:
You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave
them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
- badly translated chinese subtitles
right I think I'll finish quoting them now and let you go look at the site for yourself :)Quote:
Holly: Purple alert!
Lister: What's a purple alert?
Holly: Well it's sort of worse than a blue alert but not quite
as bad as a red alert. Could be a mauve alert...
-red dwarf
/me goes back to reading the site - muffled giggles are heard
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