you'll have to be older

to understand this joke.. ( it's punch line relates to an old song written by Jimmy Cliff and later sung by Hothouse Flowers..) this one is so bad.. i expect to recieve neg's.. but what the hell.. :D

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There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day, he went to work to find a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with the new girl and after a while, it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man that wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day, they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing... "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."

Are you my mother?

That's clever....

Double meaning answer... cool!

both posts! you guys crack me up! I will give u both points for that :)