The Insult List

The Insult List


User Added:

Knuckle ****
Dumb ****
Dip ****
Clit Lips
Lip Dragger
Stamp Licker
Cluster ****
Pecker Head
Waste of Skin
Dip ****
Fat Head
Knob Jockey
**** Stabber
**** Stick
Gimp
Dick Breath
Dill Smack
Beefy ****
Crack Whore
Turd Wipe
Tit Suck
Fool
**** ****
Pube Plucker
Poppy ****
**** Sniff
Butt Nugget
****
Bitch
Monkey Spank
Penis Wrinkle
**** Nut
Dick Munch
Nut Knocker
Pooshit
Cumdumpster
Gloryholer
*** bubble
Sweater Meat
Rumple Foreskin
Slut Bag
Ass Monkey
**** Smoker
Ass Pony
**** Sickle
Butt Pirate
Poopy Dick
Pig ****er
Moped Rider
Butt Hugger
*** Smuggler
Sphincter Dart
Ass Bandit
Rump Ranger
Ass Assassin
Bitch-Licker
Anal Crusader
Rectum Ranger
Anal Munchkin
Spankmaster General
Ball-less *****
Fudge Packer
Cumbubbler
**** Chomper
Ass Stuffer
Dicklick
Buttpirate
Assmaster
Wanker
Handjob
Lube Licker
**** Cooker
General
Asswipe
Knob Shiner
*******
Dip Stick
Circus Performer
Whoremonger
Trollop
Dick ****
****
*****
Jackoff
Wank Master
Hoe
Douche Bag


Beavis and Butthead:

Bung Hole
Fart Knocker
Knob Goblin
Nut Sack
Butt Munch
Dill Hole


Anatomy - Vagina:

Mound
Meat Curtains
Box
Snatch
Axe Wound
Mutta
Muff
****
Yoni
Lippies
Flaps
Salmon Lips
Humphole
Whisker Biscuit
Fuzzy Taco
Bearded Clam
Hatchet Wound
Smoo
Lippies
Gash
Slot
Tuna Town
Slit
Gouge
Snack Bar
Lips of Life


Anatomy - Breasts:

Jugs
Fun Bags
Melons
Bullets
Cans
Rack
Titties
Knockers
Pleasure Pillows
Thingies


Anatomy - Penis :

Chop
Pole
Stick
Dick
Monkey
Cyclops
Lingam
Pork Sword
Wang
Snake
Pig Skin Bus
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger


Masturbation:

"Tug of war with Cyclops"
"Choking the Chicken"
"Corralling the Tadpoles"
"Wanking"
"Having a Toss"
"Jerking Off"
"Slappin' the Salami"
"Flogging the Dolphin"


System_0verload

thats a little..... where ya find this?

thats a little???? *lol* whats that mean??? I got it where I get most of my jokes from....
lostofjokes.com


System_0verload

To stop System_Overload's avatar from moving, download The Proxomitron ... I mean, somebody's got to stop that horny dude who wishes to be a pr0n-star from ruining pr0n-movies...

hehe hehehehe hehehehehehehehehe hehehehahahaha WHOAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA

lol @ Negative..... Your to much man :D


System_0verload

Teacher:"Now Jimmy, use today's vocab in a sentence please. Don't forget to add some words of your own, too."

I'll leave answering that to the rest of you
(ahh, the wonderful ways to expand your vocabulary)

I rember back in high school when I got in trouble for writing a stioy about a man named Dick Harden.... *lol* I got Saturday school, and lunch dutiy for a month.....


System_0verload

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Originally posted here by System_Overload
...I got in trouble for writing a stioy about a man named Dick Harden.... *lol*

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You are a truly, truly frightening person... :rofl: (as I bust out laughing)

...used to have a high school teacher (many years ago) that actually trusted people to fill out their own detention forms for him to turn in (ie. write your name and info on it and go show up after school). Brings to mind some of the old classics people used to write down... "Richard Hertz," "Ben Dover," "Chuck U Farley," etc