James Bond in the Bar - joke
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes
a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick
glance, then
casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this
state-of-the-art watch
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so
special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves
to talk to
me telepathically."
"The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it
says
you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles
and replies,
"Well it must be conked, because I am wearing
panties!"
Bond taps his watch and says, "Damned thing's an hour
fast."
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