Yo Momma is soo stupid she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
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Yo Momma is soo stupid she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yeah well...
Yo momma so stupid that she tripped over your wireless network cables.... :D
Yo mamma is sooo nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs wouldn't stop bungee jumping :P
*thinks ur all perverts* haha
LMAO, gotta remember some of those
Yo momma is so stupid, she calls 411 to get the number for 911 :)
i got 2
your mommas so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company....
your mammas so fat she sat on an Oreo Cookie and unlocked the magic...
Oh boy have I got you all beat...I googled it...hehe!!
http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/jokes/yomamma/
I would suggest to you that you don't look at this if there is anyone in your home you make wake up while howling with laughter, and don't be drinking anything while you read it!
Have fun!!
Deb :D
Yeah, well...
Yo momma so fat, she ran MexiFood Co. out of business...
(Those wondering what MexiFood Co. *was*, it was a fastfood joint until yo momma ate all their food)
*jk*
muwhahahaha