I was looking at this http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html muwhahaha it looks like being a janitor is actually a Regional Branding Analyst.
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I was looking at this http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html muwhahaha it looks like being a janitor is actually a Regional Branding Analyst.
heh.
I'm a "Customer Care Agent"
atleast that's what my boss call's it..
I just call it phoneboy
Global Identity Engineer = makes fake id’s for under aged kids.
Legacy Communications Specialist = call out bingo numbers at the seniors home.
Human Accountability Engineer = someone who takes the fall when something goes bad
Future Data Consultant = Making up numbers for the budget.
The official title of my first job was "Commercial Cleaning Specialist". Bottom line...I was a toilet cleaner.
Doesn't it make you feel safe that you have an "Emergency Responce Specialist" on the forum. :p
tee hee....i'm considered a Dynamic Assurance Developer
Heh, cute site free0n, too bad they had to randomize the answers though, guess it would have been alot of work to actually come up w/ indvidual answers to all the possiblities. . .and I'd have to say that I'm w/ the Jinx, not exactly Cust Care, but in the same ball park. . .and I like to refer to myself as phone monkey, nobody gonna call me boy. . .,you ever seen a boy change a condom with a tire tool, NO??, I didn't think so. . .
hehe, ive never felt so good about myself im Forward Response Analyst or unemployed.
hehe, but im off to college sooon, w00t!
preep
I'm a Public Relations Safety Enforcer :)