High Tech Answers to the Age-Old Question (humor)
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Assembler Chicken
First it builds the road ...
Bill Gates
I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads and balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.49999999.
C Chicken
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
COBOL Chicken
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
Cray Chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Delphi Chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Gopher Chicken
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Java Chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
Lotus Chicken
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Microsoft Chicken (TM)
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
NT Chicken
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
Newton Chicken
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
OOP Chicken
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
OS/2 Chicken
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
VB Chicken
USHighways! TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Web Chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
:rolleyes:
