I got this in my mailbox today from a mailinglist I'm subscribed to.
http://www.villainsupply.com/
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I got this in my mailbox today from a mailinglist I'm subscribed to.
http://www.villainsupply.com/
I love the whole "evil lair" tips...
Quote:
"A Secret Lair isn't so secret with a couple of hundred ex-construction workers wandering the globe, telling bar patrons about the secret shark trap you built into your underwater grotto. That's why it's vital to mind Helpful Tip #12:
ALWAYS KILL OFF YOUR CONSTRUCTION CREW ONCE YOUR LAIR IS COMPLETE!
In my experience, the best way to do this is to offer them all a trip home on a luxury liner -- a luxury liner with a hull lined with C4, that is. BHA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha!"
-- Lord Vilhelm Von Superschuft, Committee of Evil
Interesting site. I especially liked the henchman help wanted section.
looks like I'll be saving up a while for my lair with an active volcano... :(
GEL
r;)flmao!
MAKE A DEAL WITH SATAN
Want to guarantee success in your next evil venture? Then do what scores of celebrities have done, like Bill Gates, Alan Greenspan, and Britney Spears -- strike a deal with The Devil™! Why take chances -- you're not using your soul anyway! Get anything you want, for a price. Speak to a representative today!
Price: One Eternal Soul (Human)*
*soul must not already be damned, nor promised to another major arcanum or anthropomorphic personification, nor damaged in any way (Near Mint to Mint ONLY)
**for North America, contact our Infernal Acquisitions Representative, Vaal The Carpathian, Waylayer of Travelers, Beast of the Octumvirate, Viceroy of Hell, via his offices at Viacom.
*LOL* This is great....
LOL i like the :put me down for 2Quote:
PROP "DOOMSDAY DEVICE"
Evil On A Budget, Inc. presents the prop "Doomsday Device," guaranteed to soil the knickers of your "heroic" adversaries. Actually a plastic box filled with cheap electronics, the device makes ominous "whoop whoop" sounds when activated, and a sinister female voice counts down from 100. Just press the "deactivate" button when the craven idiots give in to your demands. I mean, who's going to call your bluff on something called a "Doomsday Device?"
Price: US$99.99
*requires 2 AA batteries, not included