Geek Horoscopes

Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Low temp solder is a good conductor, but no matter what the guys on the HardOCP discussion board tell you, it doesn't make a good heat sink.


Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
The LAN party was only supposed to last the weekend. It's now Friday again, your mouth tastes like ether, and you still can't find your pants. Maybe you're not ready for RedBull jello shots.

Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Failure follows you everywhere. You will be unable to convince the company tech that you need a DVD-RW for your position in billing.

Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Be on the lookout for a huge check coming your way! Oh wait, it's a huge Czech . Still, be on the lookout.

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
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Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
I have two words for you: Plastic Surgery. That third ear is not gonna attract the ladies.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your project has been canceled after 3 years in development. The budget simply ran out. Apparently all those meetings in Milan were supposed to be conference calls.

Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
You'll be kicked out of the Linux Discussion Group this week. The Linux mascot is a penguin, not a seal. Get that into your head, you moron.


Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
The planets will finally align for you, and, at that moment, your boss will do your bidding. Unfortunately, it only lasts 20 minutes, and you'll be stuck in traffic at the time.

Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
The stars suggest you get rid of your Teletubby screensaver. It distracts them.


Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
You are disappointed to learn that the extra $300 dollars you spent on the 3-year warranty of your PC was voided when you didn't have a certified technician take the twisty-ties off all the cables.

Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You've been promoted to CFO, YAY! But it's only because the rest of the company is in jail because of "Creative Accounting", BOO!


from the brilliant genius' of www.BBspot.com

Hmm. One, khakisrule posted that site a long time ago, and somebody else posted a joke from it as well. People need to stop using it in an attempt to get greenies. Though, in defense of khakisrule, (I have to stick up for him, or he'll beat me up, as we are neighbours) he claims he was only doing it to let people explore the site.

err. yeah, i thin i read this before *sighs*

pre-existing or not its still funny

I've already hit my limit on large scary Czech's comming my way.

well i lived in slovakia (right next to czech and basicly the same country) so ive seen my share of czechs also