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jokes of the day
hello friends..
just posted the jokes to make u all laugh..
1)Q:- What is the difference between TENSION &
STRESS ?
Ans:- TENSION is when your wife is pregnant &
STRESS is when your secretary is pregnant !
2)Q:-A man was finger ****ing his girlfriend.
"Honey" she said, " The ring on your finger is
hurting me"
he replied "No darling its not my ring but my
wristwatch "
3)Q:-One sperm says to the other.."How far is it to
the ovaries?" The other one says.." Relax, we
just passed the throat... there's a lot more to
go"!
4)Q:-A man to Sexy Blonde in a Bar.. "Hey you
alone?
Lets have Sex tonight" Blonde.. "Ok, but I am on my
menstrual cycle"........Sardar...... " Cool! I am on my Hero
Honda"!
5)Q:-Thought for the day :~ "SAVE WATER...HAVE BATH
WITH NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER
6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
" Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small
" Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!
7)Q:-A woman journalist goes to a dairy farm to make
a special report.
She finds that all the cows look very sad. While
interviewing the owner on camera LIVE she asks the owner " Sir, why
do all the cows look sad?"
The owner replies " Lady, how would you feel if I
fiddled with your **** twice a day and let you go without screwing
you?"
8)Q:-Why do women like wearing black panties?
Ans:- Its a way for them to say " In memory of
those who were burried here"!!!
intruder
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hey intruder,
why do u have to make this thread hidden, when its just a Joke!!
anyway, i buy this>>
6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
" Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small
" Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!
so funny,
Bingo!!
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Originally posted here by Mallam
hey intruder,
why do u have to make this thread hidden, when its just a Joke!!
anyway, i buy this>>
6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
" Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small
" Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!
so funny,
Bingo!!
he made it like that because it contains foul-language..you should've made your joke like that too.. and that's why you got negged. read the FAQ...
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Did NOT love the jokes, hidden or not, they weren't appropriate to me. Most of the time I like your jokes intruder, but this time, they were in very bad taste.
Deb
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id have to agree with deb, i believe that AO is a more sophisticated place than a teenage toilet humour parade. But at least you made them hidden.
