Faster than Soup!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/26703.html

This is what happens when you let the P.R guys make adds with out consulting the tech guys, or even a grade 8 science teacher.

OK...my son starts college next week....If I go out and buy him an Apple with the fastest G4 possible, does that mean he gets his diploma yesterday or will the processor simply reach infinite mass, create a black hole and relieve me of my tuition obligation by devouring our solar system the first time he boots it up?

LOL.. very very funny article!

I liked this quote the most:
" Using my new 'faster than light' Dual Ghz PowerMac G4, I was able to have already read this article a day early. Excellent writing! And I can tell you the stuff you are going to write for tomorrow is absolutely fantastic!!"

Faster Than Soup! *w00t*