here are some of the most clever toughts and ponderings, is strange but most of them make sence 8)
The only reason they say 'women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
- Judy Allen
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking
lots?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by
ship, it's called cargo?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
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If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they
appear", how can that be possible?
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
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Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?
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Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
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If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
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How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
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Hope you enjoy ( i know i did ),
Bug_
