Morissette?

Don't you just love Alanis Morissette? Doesn't her music just set your heart afire with the passion of misspent youth? Don't you wish you could write catchy pop hits just like she does?

Well now you can:

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

To funny wife is away 18 more days so after 18 years we had a 21 days apart anyway if she were here she'd kill me or at least make me sleep on the couch :( again my hit song LMAO
"Why"

Bossy, Nagging, Untrusting
Why God, Why?
Nagging, Funny, My Wife
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Purple horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Wife
Like a Lennon character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Lovable, Bossy, Bitch
Why God, Why?
My Wife, Bitch, Untrusting
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Purple disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Wife
Like a Lennon character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Purple misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Wife
Like a Lennon character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

"I Think"

I Think girl are really a huge problem
I Think whore are too much on my mind
I Think clean have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a kadeng line, which won't let go of my brain
Like mischa's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on short skirts
Blame it on short skirts
Blame it on short skirts

I Think ugly are gonna drive us all crazy
And face make me feel like a child
I Think hair will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a kadeng line, which won't let go of my brain
Like mischa's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on short skirts
Blame it on short skirts
Blame it on short skirts

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like mischa's smile, cruel and cold
Like kadeng's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on short skirts
Blame it on short skirts
Blame it on short skirts


I m shocked..........lol

hehe...Great find Tedob1, Great find.


"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Cracks make me ill
I feel miserable
Networks tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Routers are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Script Kiddies that I feel this way?
With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Edger Allen Poe, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Laurie Broke My Will to Live
Laurie Broke My Will to Live
Laurie Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Laurie Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Trojans rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Firewalls defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Computers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Script Kiddies that I feel this way?
With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Edger Allen Poe, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Laurie Broke My Will to Live
Laurie Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Laurie Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Laurie Broke My Will to Live

the same but a little more general then aeallison's..


"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
BSOD's make me ill
I feel miserable
Msn tears at my foundations
I feel miserable
Hotmail is dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Microsoft that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Linus Torvalds, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Patches rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Updates defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Start Buttons are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Microsoft that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Linus Torvalds, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live

its hard to believe she sits there all day writing this stuff :-)