bill gates is dead

ok, so i got a lot of negative AP from my last bill gates post, but i want to make everyone aware of bill gates is dead, and why it's still up and running. i would also like anyone who gave me negative AP to give a better explination of why, other than "BILL GATES IS RETARDED" as one person told me.

if what you report is accurate, then how can you explain
http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/bio.asp updated this month? Do you suppose the MS attorneys and public relations people are keeping up a public charade for some reason? Sounds like another "Area-51" story, what'cha think? :)