Name that virus

Name That Virus

The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.

The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.

The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy.

The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-
mails
everyone about what it did.

The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.

The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about illegitimate file
reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.

The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive shrinks to 100 MB, then
slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.

The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.

The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
care.

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus: terminates some files, leaves, but will
be
back.

and last but not least ...

The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch
floppy,
then discards it through Windows

Where's the Bush virus? Where it hogs all system resources for itself, and leaves nothing for other processes :D

i just made this up and thought id add it:
the condom virus: protects you from other viruses but makes you feel like your keyboard and mouse are made of rubber making it difficult to type.
must be deleted before you can add another harddrive.

What about the Bill Gates virus, almost everybody has it. This makes you feel really BAD.
This virus generatez a lot of trouble and blue screenz

Greetingz Earthlingz

The Democratic Party Virus->Attaches itself to the majority of files in your computer,but a flaw in the design causes it to constantly conflict with itself during attempted operation rendering it useless.

the bill gates virus(windows) : the slowest virus available......hogs too much memory.......and makes u smash yr head on the bsod.........

The 4MidgetHitMen Virus : Forces your computer to post bogus Virus threads on various Security forums