Truisms....

I haven't a clue as to the identity of the author.....but my hat is off to whomever it may be!!

(P.S. Since it's not technical in nature, I posted here rather than the tech humor forum...)

Truisms
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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On the other hand, you have other fingers.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted
then used against you."
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
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Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
blamed it on the cost of living.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's
population.
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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It recently was discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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I wished the buck stopped here, 'cause I could use a few.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

hehe... these are funny.... :)

specially this one>> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

:rofl:
so true in the computing industries---------> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
More AP for you!

If I had a nickel for each time...

Allenb, Very cool. I think I like the first one the best.