A true friend

A good friend will come bail you out of jail................... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,


"Damn we screwed up!!!!." :D

lol. good friends help you move.... true friends help you move bodies!

Here's another version of that

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a *true* friend will be sitting next to you saying 'That was ****ing awesome.'" -- Unknown

~When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you and say, "Cry me a f------g river you fat f-----g baby... Now drink up."

~When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.

~When you are worried, I will buy not one, but two thirty packs. That ought to hold us until 8pm.

~When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of you.

~When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat arse and hide the post drinking munchies.

~When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your arse on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk arse kicked..

~When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.

*This is my oath... I pledge until the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my beer drinking friend!
:drink:

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better !!

Brian Molko (Placebo)

Here's to My Friends

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.......... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile............ I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared......... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried......... I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused........ I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick....... Stay away from me until you're well again,
I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?........ Because you're my friend.

I know, what else can u ask for in a true friend! :)