How to make a christmas cake
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
Sample the vodka to check the quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix
with a little red bull and drink.
Repeat
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
Flavour
with
red bull to taste.
Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick fruit off floor
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
dcrewdriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity, flavour with a little
Bed
Rull.
Next sift two cups of salt. Or something
Who giveshz a shi**
Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
Pick up the can, mop the floor
Check the vodka
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and
kick
the dog.
Fall into bed.
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