A Gag About Windows Source Code For Win 2000

/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();

} // main

That's all, no comments !!!

have you ever thought of posting in the right area before? this isnt that funny to be honest and you posted it again in another area!

That was because he made a mistake. He re-posted it because he is new and found a better place to post it later. And anyway, it isn't like he is taking up anyone elses Antionline How do I? or What is it space! God you guys act like these forums are like the rarest possesions on earth and no one should waste it. I know that we have to keep organized but you shouldn't neg the hell out of a newb just because he made a mistake.

considering i didnt neg him, yea, and people get mad about posting anywhere because this is a professional site, you read the FAQs and read other posts and that way there isnt a question being asked everyday about the same thing, its annoying, asking a question is fine, its good, but at least research it first before posting, i doubt anyone here promotes laziness. and as far as a newb being negged, untill 2 days ago i was still a newbie, i dont get negged because my first day here i spent it reading the FAQs and other posts before i made a post.

Just for further notice, it helps not to reply to these useless (over-posted) threads... Just leave 'em alone, it'll take care of itsself in due time...