Non-tech humour - lawyers
Dave and Sue, soon to be married, were involved in a fatal car crash.
Arriving at the gates of Heaven, rather surprised, they discussed their
situation as they queued. St. Peter welcomed them, and waved them through,
but Dave said "Before we come in, we need to check something. We were going
to be married - can we get married here?"
St Peter scratched his head, and said "Gosh, nobody's asked that before...
If you don't mind waiting, I'll go and check." And off he went. Probably
leaving an archangel in charge, who knows? Metaphysical theology isn't my
strong point.
The minutes became hours, the hours became days. Sue and Dave had more time
to talk... and think....
Eventually, after seven days, St Peter returned, looking hot and bothered.
"Yes", he said. "You can get married in Heaven. Please come in."
"Just one more question", said Sue. "If we're talking eternity here, what if
we find we're not getting along in the millennia to come? Is there divorce
in Heaven?"
At this, St Peter wiped his brow and said "Look, dear child... it's taken me
a week to find a priest up here - if you think I'm going to look for a
lawyer...."
