Jokes

I want everyone to post their best jokes here, ill get the ball rolling,

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman are driving through the desert and their car breaks down, so they get out, Paddy Englishman takes the bonnet off the car and says if it gets to hot ill put this over me to get some shade, Paddy Scotsman grabs the radiator and says if it gets to hot ill take a drink from this, Paddy Irishman pulls off a door and says: If it gets to hot ill roll down the window!!!!