Windows Errors Understood (Finally)

Hey Everyone,

Check these out!!! Although......I do think the list is kinda small for M$ :p LOL.....

WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger
WindowError:002 No error . . . yet.
WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused
WindowError:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
WindowError:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.
WindowError:008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More RAM needed. More! More!
WindowError:00D Window closed. Do not look out.
WindowError:00E Window open, do not look in.
WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
WindowError:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
WindowError:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.
WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
WindowError:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WindowError:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
WindowError:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.

:D Funny huh??

I swear my computer lives by those errors. It just does not want to to anytihng I want it to sumtimes. I.E shut down and various tasks after 5 hours of uptime.

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The truth behind win 9x will be revealed... 1st april 2005, 12PM... be there!

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Your lucky to even get error messages,
my dads XP box just crashes, doesn't seem to like my adding drivers.

-aX

Hey Anonimity,
My friend isn't very comp literate...and he decided that the more of these "THINGS" he called "Drivers" he had...The faster his new grafix card would run :rolleyes: (Stupid)

By the end of his driver spree...He had 5 drivers!!! :( And his system was getting a heap load of error msgs LOL!!!

Its fixed now though, so don't worry... A brand new GeForce 4 MX 460 isn't goin to waste

whats funny is the 32 bit nt kernel is the most stable window$ so far.

ew sick a brand new geforce 2 in disguise. Its a shame they all didnt burn up in overclocking experiments years ago

I was playing GHost Recon on my XP box last night and in the middle of the game the whole system decided to reboot.Windows started back up and said " Your system has just recovered from a serious sytem error."

No error code for me. At leat I'll know what it is if I get a error codel......LOL

sounds surprisingly familiar to the time i got a message saying 'error... the devil has now taken conrol of your computer....... windows installation complete'

I luv the last one
thanx for the laugh