Redneck Star Wars jokes

sweetness buddy thanks for that. :D

heres some more funnies:

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT AMBITION!

SARY says:
damn girl, you have them all (the boys) lined up neatly in a row, dont ya? lol
Lisa says:
yeah i know
Lisa says:
.. its that shooting game that Hitler played - line 'em up, knock 'em down w/
one bullet; right?

If you love something, let it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and
kill it.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories a hour

Sherlock holmes never said “elementary my dear watson”.

It is possible to go through a whole game of “squatter” without landing on a useable stock sale square.

There are more barbie dolls in italy than there are Canadians in Canada.

//cheers