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Hello friends just thought to share with u all ..



There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a French, who found this small genie
bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,
he said,"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I
will give each of you a wish. When you run towards
the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of
water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the
pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately
changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy
swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of
vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and
shouted,"BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American.He was running towards the
pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He
slipped
towards the pool and shouted,
"****!!!!!!!........."

Lesson : Mind your language, you never know what
it will land you in

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A famous heart specialist doctor died and it's his
funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.
When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said
their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and
the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started
laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man
replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."


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There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for
the IIM study course. He was smart enough to get through the
written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview.
Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this
boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions
correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy "Tell
me your choice,"he said
to the boy "What's your choice? I shall either ask you ten
easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you
make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said my choice is ONE
real difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you ,you have made your own
choice!" said the man on the opposite side. "Now tell me this. "What comes
first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted first but he waited for a
while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"

"How?????????" the interviewer was smiling at
last. "I got you" he said
to himself "Sorry sir, you promised me that you
will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
And the admission for the course was thus secured

Talent is what you possess; genius is what possesses you.




intruder