HAHA Funny Away messages.
Hey everyone,
The away Messages
Knock knock...
Whose there?
No-one...
No-one who?
...No, seriously, no one is here...leave me a message.
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CAUTION: Thinking about me might actully make you miss me!
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If you are the cable company, I already sent the money.
If you are my family, please give me money.
If you are my employeer, you didn't pay me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Personal Computer...$2000
Internet connection...$40 per month
AIM...Free
Away message from me...Priceless
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I'm not here right now...but in case of something important, press CTRL+ALT+DEL twice in a quick succession. That should activate my computer's alarm and get me to answer your IM's!
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I'm testing out my pillow right now...it's probably going to take awhile so leave a quiet message and I'll get back to you later with the results.
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I'm in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n to get offline (%n is that person's sreen name)
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If u want more go Here to get a lot... have fun... and happy away messaging
Cya
