The Bastard System Admin From Michigan's Helper
I have penned this in response to a series af stories written by gore. This is just all in fun and an attempt to peak his comedic wrting skills.
Hi gore. :D
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7:00 AM: I arrive early to work today and put my plan into action. He is back from vacation
and my first day with him was just as I thought it would be. The Boss told me about all of
the network problems we were having. I could picture most of it in my mind's eye as he told
me the facts as he saw them. I told him that my honest asessment of the problems were
inflicted by one of the system admins, he promptly informed me that they only have one admin
with full privledges on this system, and that he has worked very hard to keep things running
smoothly. I knew that this so-called admin was seemingly in control here and that I would
have to work very hard to discredit him in his own "castle". My first prank for the day is
to remap his keyboard, not a major change, but just enough to annoy him for a while. My hope
is to cause him to leave his station to get a new keyboard from the storeroom. When he
leaves I will put his keyboard settings back to normal and drop a mickey in his coffee,
effectivly putting him into sleep mode.
8:12 AM: As usual, he arrives late. COOL! He scowls at me as he sits in his cushy chair and
sets his coffee flavored sugar on his desk. I smile and say, "good morning sir, the highway
traffic must be terrible today" he spouts off a few choice explitives, and starts to log on
to his station. He makes a couple of attempts, and looks at me with a look that could peel
paint. I see this out of the corner of my eye and almost wet myself trying to contain my
laughter. Just then the phone rings, I slowly start to reach for it, and just as I thought,
he gets to it first. He mentions something about back-ups and slams the handset down with a
force that should have pushed it through the desk. He then resumes his atempts at logging
in, suddenly (and expectedly) he rips the keyboard out of its socket and throws it on the
floor, keys fly all over the room. I look at him and say, "I hate it when those stupid cheap
keyboards fail". He looks back at me with that same paint-peeling stare and stomps out of
the room right on cue. Quickly, I log into his account and reset his keyboard settings, and
doctor his coffee.
8:32 AM: He returns to his desk and installs his new keyboard, grabs his coffee and downs it
in one big gulp, no wonder he is so hyper. I continue to complete the list of useless tasks
he has asigned me to work on while he falls into a deep slumber. I place a dog-eared copy of
Porn King Illistrated in his hands, opened to a page titled: How to be a Bastard System
Admin and Make the Boss Look Like an Idiot in 50 easy steps, and put his feet up on the desk
posing him in a comfortable posistion. I then call the boss and tell him that I think my
supervisor is sick or something, and that he really needs to get in here quick! I wonder how
he is going to explain all of this.... Mwuuhahahaha!!
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I hope this made everyone laugh a bit.
aeallison
