The BSA Challenge - aeallison files
After reading gore's last installment ( Part 8 ), I just had to jump at the bait... ( Well... sneak up on it anyway )
Written entirely by - aeallison
7:00 AM - Breakfast at home: I just got the strangest e-mail ever, somebody playing some sort of lame luser joke or something. It had to be gore, he fits that sort of description. /me thinks he picked the "gay" subject because he has an imbedded familiararity of that particular lifestyle. Another e-mail just arrives from my son, he asks me if I know some girl who goes by the handle "gore" who works at the same place I got hired at recently. And thanks me for the last e-mail I sent him, he said he was needing a good laugh, and the colorful metaphores I used nearly caused him to piss himself laughing. I reply with a note that this gore "chick" is 6'2" weighs 280lbs and can bench over 300lbs!! I chuckle as I hit send... ( That e-mail I sent, from gore's account yesterday, to my son { who just happens to be a linebacker with slightly homophobic streak ;) } must have sparked another story )
Mental Note: "hack sons computer and read that mail!"
7:15 AM I VPN into the company network using gore's login, and write a short note to the C.E.O. about how well the new assistant admin is working out, and reccomend that he give him a raise in pay. - gore ( I chuckle again as I hit send, hehe the boss even calls him gore at work, hmmm... Is the boss gay??? )
8:00 AM: I check my bank statement online and just as I suspected... gore tried to hack my account, I fortunately ( emphasis on fortune ) had hacked my own account earlier, and installed a script that would redirect any account subtractions made remotely, to gore's account, and add them to mine... Thanks gore.
9:00 AM I am sitting in the parking lot waiting for gore to arrive it seems he is late, somehow I expected that. I bet he even takes early lunch's .... hmmm, I will have to visit his female companion on my "late lunch" someday. After what seems like all day gore arrives in his "nerdmobile" no wonder he gets so much excitement from FUBARing other people's nice rides... pathetic. I hit him with a well placed , "You ***** what happened to my bank account?" line to throw him off...hehe, wait till he checks his account.
11:40 AM: I am sitting at my station, gore is nowhere in sight, figures... I remove 15 or so backdoors from my system and add a couple more to gore's. I glance over at his vacant station and I notice some wires dangling under his desk. I figure it must be his door knob shocker circuit wiring ( every good admin has something similar ), I quickly rig up some jumpers and bypass his original circuit, I include his desk and chair into the new "design". He will get a nice surprise when he flips that switch again...
1:35 PM: I am startled right out of my chair and nearly drown myself with a swallow of Code Red Dew, when I hear a click, then a sudden weak screach or scream, followed by a sick smell of ozone and burned flesh... I got so tickled at the thought of him activating "his" shocker, that I spewed dew over gore in the eruption of laughter eminating from my very clever self, this naturally allowed for another spectacular array of sparks from his already charcoal encrusted teeth. I kicked him in the chest so as to "dissconnect" him. Good thing I did too, as that restarted his heart. The phone immediately rang, it was the boss asking if we had anything to do with the flickering lights? I said that gore was just sitting there when he suddenly lit up like a christmas tree. I added that he must have been putting his hands where they didn't belong and that he might need to call the paramedics in on this one.
2:00 PM The boss was so relieved that gore didn't die in one of those mysterious electrocutions plagueing the company, that he let me go home early, and gave me a raise in pay! I like this job, and better, I like being me... :D
Until next time.... - aeallison
