Two quick dirty cheap Jokes

1.
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A computer addict was drowning ....... but no one came to help him...........why????


becoz he was crying F1 F1 F1

2.
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a programmer was found dead in his bathroom..............nobody knew hows and whys of his death..........a detective was called in.................he presented his report after about an hour and report said........
"he might have tried to shampoo his hair.........and he read the instruction"


instruction.........

wet your hair.......pour two drops on your hand and apply...repeat

LOL

well i guess u named it correctly atleast :P

quick, add more dots, i think its working................................................

The first was ok .........(dramatic pause)............... the second not so much

No way, I dig the second one, funny, funny, stuck in the eternal loop. . .