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Next time youre boss asks a question about youre computer throw one of these at him,
some of my Favs.
electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris,
sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support,
POSIX complience problem,
heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly,
This is probably my Favorite,
It works the way the Wang did, what's the problem :D
