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Hi there,
I am teh_suk. I come from the planet zorbian.
We have hijacked some of your satelite systems to inform you of the following.
Our planet is in immediate danger from exploding up and the only way to prevent this from happening it that you give me all your green little dots. I believe you earthlings call them 'antipoints'.
Now to make this clear. I ONLY NEED THE GREEN ONES. The red ones won't do me any good. If you do not give them immediatly we will have to make all your base belong to us.
We will also hax0r all of you hotmail accounts and sex0r them.
Resistance is futitle so hurry up and give me all your green dots.
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Save my planet, give me all of your green dots.
Thank you.
teh_suk