Scottish Lover

Please let me know if there are any particular words or phrases that require translation

That was just wrong man what did he ever do to you? LoL

Damn then that means my double vision should give me 18 inchs damn that sucks I can't have sex to long.

Whizkid2300

ummmm whizz kid you do know what they say about those who have to boast ??

v_Ln

Yeah that I am drunk and my sight is ****ed up.

Or the fact that i didn't earn the name Sir Jizzles for nothing.