Dealers and Developers

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Drug dealers                  Software developers
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Refer to their clients          Refer to their clients
as "users"                      as "users"

"The first one's free!"          " Download a free trial
                                version..."

Have important South-East        Have important South-East
Asian connections                Asian connections
(to help move the stuff)        (to help debug the code)

Strange jargon:                  Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock,"                "SCSI," "RTFM,"
"Dime bag," "E"                  "Java," "ISDN"

Realize that there's            Realize that there's
tons of cash in the              tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old              14- to 25-year-old
market                          market

Job is assisted by the          Job is assisted by
industry's producing            industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes        newer, faster machines

Often seen in the company        Often seen in the company of
of pimps and hustlers            marketing people and venture
                                capitalists

Their product causes            DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem
unhealthy addictions            'Nuff said.

Do your job well, and            Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
you can sleep with
movie stars who
depend on you

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Now that's an interesting one. Thanks for sharing.

And I must say one more time with respect to my career....DAMN! :(

LOL Nice comparison.

PeacE
-BoB

Thats some funny stuff lol. I love the users parity. :)