The World Is Nuts!!!

This was cut and pasted from an email. im pritty shoure it has not been poste b4 tho i cold eb wrong..

Wasnt shoure if shoud hide it so i hid it..



>
>Proof that the world is nuts...
>
>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
>punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
>
>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is
>prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may
>only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
reversed?)
>
>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This only
>applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
>with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
>
>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
>than going blind!")
>
>There are men in Guam who's full time job is to travel the countryside
and
>deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for
>the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for
>virgins to marry.
>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
>world that even comes close to this?)
>
>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous
>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on
>the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
>
>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical
>fish stores. (But of course!)
>
>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
>first time this happens, her mother must be in the
>room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>
>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman
>and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
>problem that they had to pass this law?)
>
>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one
>exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in
>places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
>premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
>
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is
>that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>
>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm... I won't touch
>THAT one!)
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
that.)
>
>Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
>
>And, the best for last...
>
>Turtles can breathe through their ass. (No comment)
>


Nightfalls_Girl

hahah funny stuff! It may sound funny, but then to people in other countrys maybe the stuff we do is strange. Hehe, respect the difrences thats all I gotta say......that and I HAVE to move to GUAM! SIGN ME UP!

LOL yah i know.. I do respect it I just thougt that it was kinda funny.. I dont no how i would go with my MOTHER watching me have sex let alone having it for the first time...

:rofl:

Wouldn't want any of that there homosexual beastiality either.

I gotta say I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard.that is a great find Nightfalls

lovley...

i do hope you cleaned up after your self...


Nightfalls_Girl