Quick Ones

q:what is better than winning gold at the Disabled Olympics?
a:walking.

q:What's blue and roots old people?
a:Hypothermia

q:What is the definition of making love?
a:Something a women does while a guy is bonking her

q:What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
a:Gonorrhoea

q:how do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
a:Marry it

q:what's a mixed feeling?
a:seeing your mother-in-law backing of a cliff in your new car

q:what's the height of conceit?
a:having an orgasm and calling out your own name

q:what's the definition of macho?
a:jogging home from your own vasectomy

q:how can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
a:the cake jumps out of the girl

q:what's the difference of the G-spot and a golf ball?
a:a guy will actually search for a golf ball.

q:how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
a:look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

q:why is divorce so expensive?
a:because it's worth it.

"q:how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
a:look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time. "


uha so all us femails have to stick a fake one down there so we can get out of cleaning then!!

ok..


Nightfalls_Girl

Sorry nightfalls, don't think i'm sexiest? because im not i'm the most kindest guy, i let my missus rest while i do the housework....
I don't think she should have to do anything, infact i do all the housework because she's to precious to do housework.
cheers

"q:What's yellow and green and eats nuts? a:Gonorrhoea " oh god thats my favorit! im using that one lol.

Q: Whats very small, and very very dangerous?

A: A canary bird with your root password.

lmfao cyru5 you done it again,

when's the next one comin.........?

LOl @ the elephant one!! Gotta remember that one!!!

ive just emailed this to everyone!!

"Sorry nightfalls, don't think i'm sexiest? because im not i'm the most kindest guy, i let my missus rest while i do the housework....
I don't think she should have to do anything, infact i do all the housework because she's to precious to do housework.
cheers"


Uha...
If only all men where like that...


Nightfalls_Girl

good idea nokia i think i will be emailin some of these, there hysterical.......

i'm still have a chuckle

hmmm i like em i like em a lot

cheers