Blonde 1

A Blonde's business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She asks God for help, praying "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if i don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays, "God, please let me win lotto! i've lost my business, my house and i'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help, and I've always been a good servant to you.
Please let me win lotto just this one time!"
Suddenly there's a blinding flash of light as the heaven's open and God says,
"Sweetheart, work with me on this. Buy a ticket first!"