crook crooners

Q:what's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A:you don't cry when you chop up a banjo.

Q:what did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A:Saliva.

Q:what has three teeth and a collective IQ of 47?
A:The first four rows at a Marilyn Manson concert.

Q:what's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A:They both percieve time as an abstract concept.

Q:What is the difference between a drummer and a vacumn cleaner?
A:You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

Q:Why do some poeple have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A:It saves time in the long run

Q:What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A:A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Q:What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A:About three decibals.

Enjoy Part 2 will be here soon

thay were kinda lame, tho that is only my oppinion..


Nightfalls_Girl

Yeah i realised. So part 2 won't be appearing.

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Q:what has three teeth and a collective IQ of 47?
A:The first four rows at a Marilyn Manson concert.

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ummmm well actualy IMHO Manson is a very inteligent guy for instance in the film bowling for columbine (if you havn't seen it go watch it) he was asked what he would say to the kids from the trench coat mafia and he replied "nothing........I would listen" which is best response possible i think and will always remember

plus original joke was ::::

Q: What has 274 legs but only 5 pubic hairs?
A: The first 2 rows of a [insert boy band name here] concert

;)

v_Ln

yeah i agree with nightfalls, it was on the lame side.
And Valhallen.
Nice one liner, i inserted NSYNC and i got a chuckle.

mx